Types You Meet In The Men's Room
- Excitable
- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
- Sociable
- Joins friends in peeing whether he has to or not.
- Cross-eyed
- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
- Timid
- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
- Indifferent
- All urinals being used, pees in sink.
- Clever
- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pees on floor.
- Frivolous
- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
- Absent-Minded
- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.
- Childish
- Pees directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
- Patient
- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
- Desperate
- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pees in pants.
- Efficient
- Waits until he has to crap and does both.